A Scotsman clad in kiltleft the bar one evening fair |
The Scotsman Kilt |
And one could tell by how he walked
he'd drunk more than his shareHe staggered on until he could
no longer keep his feetThen stumbled off into the grass
to sleep beside the street.
Chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de oRing di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass
to sleep beside the street.Later on two young and lovely
girls just happened by,And one says to the other
with a twinkle in her eyeYou see yon sleeping Scotsman
who is young and handsome builtI wonder if it's true what they
don't wear beneath their kilt
Chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de oRing di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't
wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping
Scotsman quiet as could beThen lifted up his kilt about an inch
so they could seeAnd there behold for them to view
beneath his Scottish skirtWas nothing but what God had
graced him with upon his birth
Chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de oRing di diddle i o
There was nothing there but
what God gave upon his birth
They marveled for a moment
then one said we'd best be goneBut let's leave a present for our friend
before we move alongThey took a blue silk ribbon and
they tied it in a bowAround the bonnie spar that the
Scot's lifted kilt did show
Chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de oRing di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the
Scot's lifted kilt did show
The Scotsman woke to nature's call
and stumbled toward a treeBehind a bush he lifts his kilt and
gawks at what he seesThen in a startled voice he says
to what's before his eyesHe said, "Lad I don't know where you've been
but I see you won first prize"
Chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de oRing di diddle i o
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've
been but I see you won first prize"
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