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The Scotsman Kilt
(byMike Cross?)

 
A Scotsman clad in kilt
left the bar one evening fair

And one could tell by how he walked

he'd drunk more than his share

He staggered on until he could

no longer keep his feet

Then stumbled off into the grass

to sleep beside the street.

 

Chorus:

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

 

He stumbled off into the grass

to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely

girls just happened by,

And one says to the other

with a twinkle in her eye

You see yon sleeping Scotsman

who is young and handsome built

I wonder if it's true what they

don't wear beneath their kilt

 

 

Chorus:

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

I wonder if it's true what they don't

wear beneath their kilt.

 

They crept up to the sleeping

Scotsman quiet as could be

Then lifted up his kilt about an inch

so they could see

And there behold for them to view

beneath his Scottish skirt

Was nothing but what God had

graced him with upon his birth

 

Chorus:

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

There was nothing there but

what God gave upon his birth

 

They marveled for a moment

then one said we'd best be gone

But let's leave a present for our friend

before we move along

They took a blue silk ribbon and

they tied it in a bow

Around the bonnie spar that the

Scot's lifted kilt did show

 

Chorus:

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

Around the bonnie spar that the

Scot's lifted kilt did show

 

The Scotsman woke to nature's call

and stumbled toward a tree

Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and

gawks at what he sees

Then in a startled voice he says

to what's before his eyes

He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been

but I see you won first prize"

 

Chorus:

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

He said, "Lad I don't know where you've

been but I see you won first prize"

 


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